willowaus | What I have learned from Snakes on a Plane:

1. Never fly from Hawaii to LA. Bad things happen. Like snakes being on your plane. You can of course fly to Hawaii, just not from it. So once there, you are stuck. Go drink a daquiri by the beach. :)

2. If first class inexplicably seems to be closed, DO NOT GET ON THE DAMN PLANE!

3. If you witness a murder, please don't get on my damn plane.

4. If you are child, chances are you will make it.

5. If you insist on joining the mile high club, don't get nude! You idiots! Get your business over with quickly and get out of the bathroom.

6. Time is Tissue!

7. Sporks really are useless.

8. Take it in the ass.

9. You don't need a freaking lei. NO LEIs. Say NO to Leis! Don't let them on your plane.

10. Playstation is god. All praises to the playstation!!!