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Leave a list of fictional characters/people in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

I'll even be nice and put CSI characters for certain members of my flist. :P

1. Rogue
2. Magneto
3. Mystique
4. Elizabeth Turner (PotC)
5. Emma Frost
6. Boom-Boom
7. Grissom
8. Sara
9. Nightcrawler
10. Willow
11. Andrew (Buffy)
12. Dark Phoenix
13. Buffy
14. Captain Jack Sparrow
15. Pyro
16. Angelus
17. Barbossa

OMG, must go to work...

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My dear,

I'm afraid I find responding to these sorts of things quite tasteless. I have a war to run.

--M.

Darling,

Aren't you sweet, wanting a letter from me! I do so enjoy correspondence. I hear you teach small children--why on earth would you do such a thing? Small children should be sent away to Swiss boarding schools until they are old enough to be useful. I imagine they are dreadfully behaved and do nothing except make you sick and quite tired. You have my sympathies. Well, to the extent I am capable of extending them, you do. Scott once asked me if I wanted children. I said that was ridiculous, because I had him. Women don't need men and children both. Clearly those praying mantis-like beings who eat their mates before they give birth have got it right.

Apparently, this quite alarmed darling Scott. Can you imagine? Men have no sense of humor about these things.

Ta, darling,

--Emma Frost

What the fuck is this? I don't know what a meme is. Buffy's glaring at me. What the hell, does she expect me to say something nice? Hello, evil.

--Angelus

OMG! I'm in a meme! Wait until I tell Xander! I know what Memes are. Do you say "Mem-ee" or "MEE--Muh"? I say the second one but I know that some people say "Mem-ee," but I think that's just wierd, don't you? Do you like comic books? I see you have Dark Phoenix on your list. Which is awesome but kind of scary. Do you like the old X-Men Animated Series? I was going to buy it off of Ebay for Xander for Christmas.

I can't believe you got Angelus to leave you a comment! That's just weird and scary and wrong. Though I was a villain once, you know. I totally wasn't a very good one, but I did some stuff! I mean, I wanted to be the not-killing kind of villain, like those guys in The Italian Job? Like pulling off bank heists and stuff? You know? And nobody dies but you end up rich and powerful and--

Xander says if I don't stop, I'll exceed the LJ Comment limit. So, okay. Bye!

--Andrew

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AND DESPAIR!

Omg, Dark Phoenix just totally ripped off Lord of the Rings.

STARTING WITH YOU.

Meep.

Aw, aren't you sweet to include me? *sigh* I feel like I should have more to say... but... uhm, I'm all with the quiet suddenly. Hmm. Wonder what I can mix up for that? You know me, I'm all one with the ... uhm... oneness. I guess as long as I'm here I could tell you... Ignore the icon. It's all 'pshhh' -- means nothing. Y'know? Y'know...? *sigh* Ok, if you don't want to ignore it, then just... don't tell Buffy. Ok, I'm off to get some Mocha Goodness. I'll totally bring some back for you! Bye for now!

Willow

Sionn's really sorry about this, Wils. She says that you provided her with ample slacking material by posting so many of her favorite characters on your list. She'd do more, but she's afraid you're gonna see your inbox and be all, "O.o".

Anyway, I have to go. Pyro's whining that he wants to answer your meme, so I'm going to have to go and let him. Have a nice day with the kids, and tell Emma she's a bitch. Because she is.

Oh, um...

M. probably wouldn't like it that I'm leaving you this message. He thinks these things are a waste of time. Once though I caught him doing a crossword puzzle on Yahoo!Games. Uh...don't tell him I told you that, okay?

--Rogue

God, you're such an ass, Angelus. Though I'm impressed you didn't threaten to eat her. Wait, I shouldn't give you any ideas. The last thing you need is incentive.

--Buffy

Hi,

So, yeah. Sionn must have a lot of time on her hands? Magneto would never let us spend this much time answering memes. Except he's not here right now. I think he's punishing Rogue for telling you something about...crosswords? Huh. Anyway, so, I don't know what to say. When we mutants take over the world, though, we'll keep you in mind for like child care or something. Everyone else may find that a punishment.

Pyro

What the hell ever, that bitch better not be fucking around with Spike! I may have to ignore that "don't eat my friends, Angelus," order if she is. Null and void, you know. But you go right ahead, little one, if you're all about the blonde. You also dated that idiot Xander--your taste makes me wonder.

Actually...that's not really metaphorical. Why don't you just step over here a little, hmm? I promise, Spike'll never know.

--Angelus

(um, me Sionnain is nicer than my Angelus. *hides*)

Uhm... ok, I'll come over, but not so you can eat her friends... Uhm! I ... I mean, well, I didn't mean like THAT... I meant, that maybe... you could give me a couple of pointers? No! Not pointy! Put those teeth away, mister... or... or... there will be a spanking to be reckoned with! Anyway, yah, I always did think you were cute in that growl, argh way... so... if I do come on over, you have to promise to be gentle, kay?

(Si, I've noticed :) )

What? Gentle? Wrong vampire, love. The ponce was gentle, or so I sort of horrifyingly remember when I was forced to endure his memories. I'm not gentle. Just ask Buffy. Or she could show you. I'd watch that. Hell, I'd even invite Spike over, if you want. I hear you like that sort of thing.

*smirks*

Oh, and cute? I guess I'll have to try harder to be evil if you think that. Oh, damn. Life's a bitch.

(kay good. I can't help it. He's mean, Angelus.)

*dies of the cute icon you have*

SEE! Angelus would eat that little thing and the raspberry!

LMAO
Oh no he wouldn't. See, it's MY raspberry.

Yeah, I dig the mean... I'm trying to avoid having this as a reaction:

Willow: *meep* *runs away*

Ohhh, porr wittle Angelus. I know you don't mean any of that... See, I think you just need a hug. C'mere, big guy....

*thinks about the prospect of a big audience*

*blushes hard*

You wouldn't. I know you just like to talk big. And uhm... why are you smiling like that? Do... do you want to snuggle Mr. Gordo?

Buff, please tell me I don't have to put up with this. Even Vampires-With-A-Soul wouldn't be able to control themselves.

I'll only snuggle Mr. Gordo, girl, if that's the name you gave your arterial vein in your neck.

I'm happy to give you a hug. Just don't mind the pointy teeth buried in your neck. You won't feel it for long...

Awww, look. Now Buff's got the stake out. I won't get any for a week! Are you happy now?

--Angelus

(PS: I know you'd like the audience. No need to lie to me about it. Evil, remember?)

Pirates with tails and blue fur are the best. And I agree with Jos that Kitty needs a tail. *bamf*

Nighty

Ya won't be gettin' any, Mate, cause you're a bloddy poofer and it's lonely in that closet.

Aw, bloody hell, I wasn't invited to this party, was I? Piss poor taste, this bit has.

Fine. I can tell when I'm not wanted.

*Spike leaves in a huff... because he was never listed on the initial meme*

Don't be so hasty, now, Spike. We may be able to turn this little gathering into...Ow, Buff, I wasn't going to lunch...

I can't believe you're doing that redhead. She do things with her mouth other than chatter? For your sake, I hope so.

*Angelus smirks because he was on the list*

HOUSE?!

Hey, mate! Back off, ehn? At least 'that redhead' has an ounce of compassion. You'd never hear my Will ranting and raving about how unfair the world is to HER, and how hard all the demands are on HER, and how pretty her bouncy blonde hair i- eh...uhm... Right then. Never mind. Your a bloody ponce and your hair is stupid.

Then again, you might not be as thick as you look. 'Audience', heh? Are we talking captive audience, maybe in buffet style? *nods* Liking it....

Just keep your bit in line, ehn? I gots all I can handle with this lil' girl. Don't need Blondie trying to grope me too.

~Spike (Still not invited)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*facepalm*

Angelus! I cannot even believe you would forget who Mr. Gordo is! He's the pig that... oh. Oh. You didn't forget, did you? You just kinda don't care. Well... well, I can tell you this, mister Fangy-Poo-Pants! I don't do anything with my mouth! So, nah! *sticks out tongue and cringes*

~Willow

You're making fun of my hair, William? Since when did you care about compassion? I swear you were so much more fun when you didn't have a soul. Is this how horribly boring I was when I was Angel?

Buff isn't trying to grope you. She better not. She's mine.

Buffet style...see, that's more the Spike I know and don't want to stake.

--Angelus

PS: Willow, stop yammering about pigs. Stick your tongue out at me again, and we'll see how long you keep it.

Spike: Pah ha! Boring and then some! You'd spend all your time mooning over some little twit that can't be used for much of anything. Then you'd be all with the whining, then with the angst, then with the whining, on and on and on. Think about it, mate- it was Blondie that finally sent your boring ass to hell.

Willow: Don't curse, Spikey. It's not so nice.

Spike: World's not nice, kitten. If we're seriously going to party with Motor Mouth and Silent Slice, then you better buck up.

Willow: *thinks* *pushes Buffy* *gasps* I don't know what got into me!

Spike: Me.

Willow: ... Kay. But I DO get to keep my tongue, right?

Angelus: "Buff, you hear this?"

Buffy: "Yup. Spike, shut up. Willow, you had better taste when you liked girls."

Angelus: *gleeful* "Besides, I'm done with the whining. And the angst. I'm a new, undead version of utter sociopathic evil--isn't that how you put it, babe?"

Buffy: "Maybe. It might have been psychotic evil, but sociopathic works, too."

Angelus: "Right. And I know that's a big word, Spike, so maybe you should ask your little bookworm there to look it up for you. Now, Buff. You gonna let Willow push you around?"

Buffy: "Angelus, the day I fall for that is the day I'm putting a stake through your heart."

Angelus: *glares*

Buffy: "Willow, you don't have to push me to be sleeping with Spike. You may just have to blindfold me and let me plug my ears if you start mentioning it too much."

Angelus: "I keep offering to tear her tongue out. What? Can't I do something nice for you?"

Spike: Hey! You can't talk to me li--

Willow: Spike, shut up. Oh, I see how it is, Buffy. What's good for the goose isn't so good for the gander, huh? Well, this gander is good... with... him... uhm,... *is confused*
*pouts*
I'm sorry I pushed you. Forgive me?

Spike: *gags* Oh, really, AngEL, how do you put up with her? She can make even my delicious treat into a simpering idiot. But you best stay away from her tongue. She's a talented little--
*Willow smacks his arm* Ow! Violent streak! *licks lips and smiles*

Willow: *looks around* Weren't we here to VISIT somebody? I mean, somebody alive and not all undead and stuff?

Angelus: "Seriously? That's how you fight?" *turns to Buffy*
*kicks out at her* "Wanna show them a violent streak, babe?"

Buffy: *leaps out of the way* "Always."

Angelus & Buffy: *spar*

......

Angelus: *pins Buffy to wall*

Buffy: "Think I'm done with visiting." *grabs Angelus' hair*

Angelus: "For once, I agree." *Kisses her*

Sionn: *cough* "Um...guys?"

Angelus and Buffy: *continue making out with a lot of hair pulling and biting and shoving into wall*

Sionn: *to Willow and Spike* "Hi. Sorry. I can't control them when they start doing that."

Spike: *watches longingly*

Willow: Hi, Sionn. *smiles shyly* Wanna get out of here?

Spike: *eyes wide* Aw, bloody hell. I think I lost.

*leers at Willow*

Don't worry, Spike. I'm an equally opportunity kind of girl. *beckons*

*blows kisses to Angelus and Buffy* Have fun, kids! Angelus, don't growl at me like that.

You know, Mags, you did respond to this so does that mean you are tasteless? What happened to that war?

Love,

Jessica

*squees because he called me 'my dear'*

*makes sure self is in nice plastic bubble with no metal*

Jessica,

Taunting me will get you nowhere. Ask the last person who did so. Oh, wait. You can't.

--M.

Pyro,

Quit playin' with Magneto's computer. No one's gonna believe that's him, idiot.

--Rogue

*reads* Ahem!

*removes glowing ball from drawer and places on ground in front*

Wils: Not dead, nor not of the living sprits of the interregnum I call!...*takes deep breath* Don't tempt me mister.

ah...let's not be hasty, now. We can work something out. Where I don't kill you.

*mutters* Yet.

--A.

yes, ma'am.

*bows down*

AH....GOOD.

He plays the crossword puzzle on Yahoo!Games!!!!!!!!!!

*falls over laughing so hard*

Oh, I so need to taunt him about that. Thanks for that information.

Wils

Gee, thanks Pyro. Does that mean I have to take care of all mutant childcare, because, OMGno! But I wouldn't mind a couple to take care of, but not all, because that would kill me. And they have to be little, but not too little. Like 4-6. Otherwise, no thanks.
How's Gambit? Is he mad that I didn't put him on the list? I was going to but he didn't make the cut.

Wils

Wait! You play the crossword puzzles on Yahoo!Games?!?!?!

*giggles madly*

House was on my list but got bumped off for Captain Jack Sparrow. Sorry fishela

Jos stop trying to impersonate Nighty. He does not think that.

*kisses*

Aus

:'(

I don't know what you're talking about. That was totally all Nighty.

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Um...I can't be stopped with this, apparently. *spams your entry*

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With apologies to willowaus, cause I seem to have gotten carried away.

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Aaaand... scene!

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Um...I can't be stopped with this, apparently. spams your entry

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