ext_38130 ([identity profile] sionnain.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] willowaus 2006-08-04 02:10 pm (UTC)

Darling,

Aren't you sweet, wanting a letter from me! I do so enjoy correspondence. I hear you teach small children--why on earth would you do such a thing? Small children should be sent away to Swiss boarding schools until they are old enough to be useful. I imagine they are dreadfully behaved and do nothing except make you sick and quite tired. You have my sympathies. Well, to the extent I am capable of extending them, you do. Scott once asked me if I wanted children. I said that was ridiculous, because I had him. Women don't need men and children both. Clearly those praying mantis-like beings who eat their mates before they give birth have got it right.

Apparently, this quite alarmed darling Scott. Can you imagine? Men have no sense of humor about these things.

Ta, darling,

--Emma Frost

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