Buff, please tell me I don't have to put up with this. Even Vampires-With-A-Soul wouldn't be able to control themselves.

I'll only snuggle Mr. Gordo, girl, if that's the name you gave your arterial vein in your neck.

I'm happy to give you a hug. Just don't mind the pointy teeth buried in your neck. You won't feel it for long...

Awww, look. Now Buff's got the stake out. I won't get any for a week! Are you happy now?

--Angelus

(PS: I know you'd like the audience. No need to lie to me about it. Evil, remember?)